— Orhan Pamuk, The New Life (via feellng)
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.